Here it is - a real thing in the world! Albeit one filled with jam, scotch eggs, The Terminator and more than a couple of dogs. You can buy it direct from the publisher's website.
The pamphlet of 24 prose poems is published by Soaring Penguin Press and has been illustrated by lots of different wonderful comics artists including John Aggs, Lizz Lunney, Meiron Jones, Sarah McIntyre, Ellen Lindner, Laurenn McCubbin, Julia Scheele and many more.
Mslexia: "unusual and refreshing"
Tears in the Fence: "familiar truths presented with wry humour"
Sabotage Reviews: "an accessibility which belies its confident ingenuity"
You can preview some pages from the book over on Peony Moon.